Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Double-Fart Chili



This recipe isn’t for the light of fart. Sauerkraut plus beans? Truly a recipe for those cold days that require ancillary heating sources—you know, like your butt. It’s easy to make with our friends Canned Vegetables and Mister Crockpot. The surprise ingredient—sauerkraut—may, err, surprise you, but trust me when I say it is worth a try. You won’t even need to add any extra spices or salt to this flavorful bowl of gas-inducing goodness. You can thank me for lowering your energy bill later.

Ingredients
1 onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 pound ground beef
15 oz can of butter beans
15 oz can of red kidney beans
27 oz can of sauerkraut
15 oz can of corn
15 oz can of diced tomatoes
15 oz can of tomato sauce

1. Open all the cans and dump everything into the crockpot. Add the liquids too—you don’t even need to crack open any broth.

2. Add the meat and prepped onion and garlic. Stir to mix.

3. Set crockpot (high for cooking in about 4 hours, low for about 6) and go about your business. I suggest purchasing nose plugs.

Enjoy!

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